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alcoholandoxygen:

What if I buy some shoes then decide to return them? Do they take the shoes off the child?

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pattsy:

catsandvrun:

Omg. Someone make this with me?

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I miss when The Onion was free

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boybands are weird because they always sing about how this one girl is really hot and special and it just makes me confused and wonder if they’re going to try and share her or just completely gang bang her or what

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I have the sense of humour of an 8 year old

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winteriscoming-eventually:

Game of Thrones pick up lines

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I despair for humanity

I’m pretty sure it’s his clothes…

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